Translated into: NDASERUAG
--- Happy Mendeling ---
Wally. / Thank you everyone.
That's the way.
Applause, Blade Bandits.
Knifecorp, Knifecorp, Knifecorp.
All right, all right, all right.
We don't sell knives.
I will say again.
We don't sell knives.
We sell ourselves.
Yes. / Like prostitution?
When I see this group,
recent high school graduate,
some new 11th graders got their parents' permission,
I didn't see any salespeople and salespeople, of course.
I saw the business owner.
I see businessmen.
I see the future leaders of this generation.
Raul, now!
Knifecorp, Knifecorp, Knifecorp,
Knifecorp, Knifecorp, Knifecorp.
Okay, okay, calm down.
I know we're all excited to get out there and start selling,
but knocking on doors, peddling to strangers...
all day is not easy...
unless you know the reason.
That's the reason I wanted to call...
a very special new recruit for Blade Bandits.
I read a lot of cover letters,
but this one,
this one really made me cry.
Far away from the Far East,
Welcome, Buddy Chang.
Why don't you tell everyone your reasons, Buddy?
Why are you here with us today at Knifecorp?
My name is Buddy Chang.
I was just taking my first steps as a child, when I...
Standing on top of her is my father who...
I knew I had to come to America and make a difference...
And now I'm here to take this opportunity
to save as many lives as possible.
So Knifecorp may have killed my mother,
but it saved my life.
Thank you.
Thank you for your courage.
With that in mind, it's time to let you go,
see how you put it into practice in the field.
First time sellers, will sell in groups.
You two are with Wally Banks.
Can my girlfriend come too? We kind of...
girlfriend. / I'm not your boyfriend, psycho. / No problem.
I'm not involved with your high school drama.
Thank you. - Wait, I don't want to be with them.
We are inseparable.
Stop saying that,
that's how the rumors started. / I'm just telling you.
Quick, if you feel insecure, you... - grab your knife and go.
And if you come back here without your knife?
You have to pay 25 dollars?
Okay, that's 2,500 dollars. Right, chief?
Don't get lost.
Finally, we have a new recruitment incentive.
The first rookie to sell a platinum series set...
get a fancy set to take home,
plus $1,000 cash!
Welcome to Knifecorp.
What's the plan when we get there? We work together?
I'm definitely the leader...
So a third line midfielder doesn't qualify you as a leader.
And having daddy problems does n't qualify you
make fun of me, I'm not your bad father,
even though I know you want me to be your father.
You want me to adopt you.
Very strange, sometimes you are very lazy.
Hi, friends. / What do you want?
According to the map our territory is here.
Can you stop fighting and start selling?
All right, let's split the block.
Yes, divide and conquer.
That's the only way to survive the deadly riot
In a Cambodian prison camp.
Dude, we're just selling knives, relax.
We are not selling knives, we are selling ourselves.
He's right, we must divide and conquer,
in order to win the prize. - That's the opposite of what we should be doing.
I will sell the first master set,
get the prize money, got my own house
so I can get as far away from my father as possible.
Yes, with that money I can finally pay the ransom
and freed my sister from the triads.
I hate to spoil this beautiful family's imagination ...
but you all should know...
I'm the one who will win this competition,
because dad is going to approve his Nissan Sinatra.
You suck, I was so happy when Sarah dumped you.
Sarah didn't dump me, it was a win-win.
And B, don't act like you're hanging out with Sarah.
You're the second, third hot girl in school and have no friends.
What others think it's weird?
Hot girls should have four to five friends, right?
We've seen "Mean Girls."
I feel sorry for the woman you touched.
Just to be clear, I got a lot of pussy.
Oh, yes? Who could possibly get more pussy than us?
Vans! Peddle the knife so we can get more.
Vagina? / All right, Wally Street wolf,
What do you do with the prize money if you win?
I will...
Sorry, just a second.
Hey, Mom, is everything okay?
I don't mean to bother you, I just want to know...
how was your first day
Good,
house finished?
Yeah, some guys from the bank came,
for the rest of this stuff,
but I don't want you to worry too much...
Everything will be alright.
Okay, ma'am, there's a competition going on.
If I win, I can collect money.
I don't think that's gonna work, Wally.
But listen, be careful, okay, and have fun.
That doesn't mean I won't try.
I love mom. / I love you too, honey.
Oh my God, 10,000 dollars.
Okay, how do we split the block?
It's been shared.
That's fast.
Yes, I'll take the even numbers, Buddy take the odd ones.
Jed will take the condo on Spring Street...
and it leaves you houses that cannot be knocked.
What, seriously?
That is not fair.
Dude, you're the best salesman in the group, that's very fair.
That's a salesman.
It was the death of the salesman.
Who cares, I think we work together.
We can divide the new prize in four ways.
That's a lot of money.
Come on, Buddy.
You said the only way to survive was to divide and conquer.
Yes, that's for the prison camp.
$10,000 can finally arm the resistance...
and liberate my village once and for all. / Same.
All right, that's round. Come on, let's take a selfie.
That is not fair.
Come on.
Selfie time.
Okay, we meet again here at 9 and the winner buys dinner.
That can't be me. - Damn, I got no reception.
Alright, I'll tag you later.
This is Knifecorp.
Is there anything I can help you with?
No, you look busy.
Sorry to bother you, good afternoon.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
You peddle knives door to door...
like those Slicecorp kids?
Knifecorp actually.
And we don't sell knives, we sell...
Sorry I asked.
I'm not interested in buying anything...
and I don't have time for your ramblings.
Even for the deputy's son?
Especially not for the deputy's son.
Good luck with the next house.
Wait, my dad Eddie Banks,
maybe you've heard? He was killed by...
14 year old street kid all of a sudden, huh.
Every cop in west Texas knows.
Sorry about your dad, it's a dangerous job.
Yes, she died from it, now my mother will lose her home and...
nobody did anything about it...
Like I said, I'm sorry.
But if you came here looking for help...
or find someone to buy your trash,
you are in the wrong house.
Wrong house or wrong time?
I'm back this week, so just let me know... / Banks...
I try to be nice.
Now, I think it's time for you to leave before I report.
Good.
All Life Matters
I can't stand it but I know you're so hard... / Listen...
I appreciate the effort. I understand.
I'm just not interested in buying anything right now.
Please allow me,
I can handle this quickly.
Can you hold it please? / No.
No problem.
Right? It is better.
No more,
all life matters?
Yeah, I'm not very political.
Now, sorry I have to go back inside.
Wait, let me do a demonstration.
No need to buy but I really need practice.
Okay, you have two minutes, come on.
Oh, can we do inside?
Good.
But remember, I'm listening, not buying.
good, perfect. / We agree?
Agreed.
Close the door.
Good.
The world is very unstable, unpredictable.
So at least you can do something for your family...
Bring stability to your kitchen with Knifecorp.
Wow, you must have seen something, huh?
If it means seeing life...
everyone you love is taken away...
by the hands of a broken system,
then yes, I saw it.
Honey, why don't we buy the knife so this guy can go.
That's a great idea. Sure, we'll buy.
Why don't you pick up the kids and I'll take care of this.
It's kinda speed.
Traffic jams, there are so many traffic jams today.
Again.
Hey Buddy,
Mind showing that demonstration again?
Which knife would you like to see again?
I don't know, lots of choices, maybe a big one?
Oh, there are bigger ones too.
I am sure of it.
I've seen internet videos that start out like this.
Say internet again. / Internet.
America is great.
Indeed, God bless.
Don't touch anything.
This is a historic house.
Yes, Sir.
Weird house, right?
Yes very nice.
We just moved.
We?
Sorry...
I just lost Brenda a few months ago.
Old habits, you know?
I'm sorry to hear that, sir.
Finn, Angus Finn.
I suggest you just start because time is ticking...
and remember I'm not buying, just listening.
Loud and clear, Mr. Finn.
Let me ask a simple question,
Are you the type of man with quality or quantity?
I looked around and I thought you ...
the kind of guy who cares about quality.
So am I, and so is Knifecorp.
When I hold this Potato Carver Plus in front of me,
what's the first thing you see?
Knife.
Okay, but what specifically?
A bachelor holding a knife.
Okay,
but what about the knife the bachelor holds,
what really stands out?
If only 10 seconds left.
It's more to the bachelor than the knife.
And time. / Wait, you got a dime?
Please.
Now say, Mr. Finn,
Have you ever seen scissors so sharp...
if he can cut copper?
Oh sure, let's cut the US currency.
No scissors can cut the US currency...
as fast or as easy as Knifecorp scissors.
Just had to use a little pressure then...
Anjrit!
I mean anjay. / Stay here.
No service?
That's weird.
Anjrit.
Thank you.
This has become a real pleasure.
Thanks for breaking.
How about instead of the platinum series,
us to the silver plated set, basically the same,
but without scissors, still good for cutting,
Mrs. Coleman, you said you already had the chopper,
this seems to be totally in line with your wishes.
Thanks, good luck on the next house.
Actually, it's not the next house.
More like the last house, the Williamson house just down the road.
They just texted because they were looking for...
two sets of the platinum series, I think.
They will.... / Wait.
Debbie bought all this?
Debbie, she bought one, but it's her husband,
David, he bought... / Get out.
He bought three, because he has some friends, and he hates going to the mall...
shop for them,
Talk about how boring it is...
go to the mall, you have to park at the mall,
and was at the mall.
Lazy to go to the mall.
We'll buy four.
Okay, thanks.
And Mr Coleman, I just wanted to say,
in my mother's line, I'm actually 18th black hitam
because I'm Sicilian, so...
I feel this transaction makes sense.
Feels like there is a good history.
It feels right.
Are you sure you live alone?
Because I swear I heard someone upstairs.
Why don't you stop before you get hurt again?
Excuse me.
That's a lot of meat.
You need a sharp knife to cut it.
I have a knife, thank you.
Not like this.
This Carver Deluxe will cut it like butter.
All right, you've got five more minutes.
Make yourself useful.
Great, you take this one, I use the Mini one.
Let's get to work.
I will regret this.
You will not regret this purchase, Mrs. Robinson.
In fact, it's more like an investment.
It's sharp.
You are very keen on paying attention.
We women have to stay sharp. / Stop being sharp.
Sorry?
You don't have to rush to sell this to me,
relax.
Want a glass of wine?
Actually I'm not old enough.
I'm not old enough to go through menopause.
So that's it. Paid cash or credit?
Gosh, you're amazing.
You can feel the great sword energy...
slicing through that tough meat?
I have to admit, this is a very good knife .
Oh, it's more than just a knife.
That's... / It's time for you to go. That is it.
Yes I think so.
Thank you for your time, Mr. Finn.
Thank you buddy.
It's actually a pleasure to have guests.
I had a really nice time too.
Whoa, I won't be persuaded by you.
Hah?
You seem to really like that Carver.
Finish the job.
And speaking of work, before I go,
I really don't do my job if I don't ask...
do you want to buy the Carver Deluxe?
We already have a deal!
I'll let you into my house on one condition...
You didn't try to sell me and you lied!
Father.
Back to the top, honey.
Dad, who is that?
Dad, I thought you lived alone?
Get out of my house!
Now! / Please don't hurt him, please,
he didn't do anything. Come on... / You're a liar.
Please Daddy... / I hate liars.
Stop it. - Belle, go to your room!
Now I'll make you a deal.
You don't tell anyone what you just saw...
and I won't rip your head off.
Do you agree?
Agreed.
- Ya? - Ya.
Exit.
Come back and visit
What the hell?
Perfect.
I don't think Wally came,
maybe he's in a mountain of sales,
So with this the trio, Tanya, Jed, and Buddy...
nominated Tanya as the winner and our dinner buyer.
Tanya, please give a speech.
Thanks, Jed, for the great introduction.
I see being on the field has changed you.
Yes, it really changed me.
As you know, I've been trying to save up to move,
and thanks to Knifecorp,
I can start packing tonight.
Look who this is, Mr. Big Knife.
Wally. / How many units did you sell?
I'm not in the mood, Jed.
Come on, Wally.
Don't act like someone is trying to make you eat
your brother's corpse and joke.
You understand me, my friend.
Tired of filling out all those order forms?
Hi, does anyone know her name is Beauty...
di "Beauty and the Beast?"
Yes, that's Jasmine, right?
You probably know his full name...
because you're like a Disney fan , so, what is it?
Okay, A, that's sexism, and B, my dad hates Disney.
They say only white people are privileged...
who wrote a story about a girl who needed to be saved by...
his friends.
Janelle, I'm ringing the bell here.
- I think it's Jasmine. - Yes, Jasmine.
What is Disney?
That's kind of random, what's wrong?
This man, he said he lived alone,
but she had a daughter named Belle,
looks like he's hiding it or something.
And he scared me in the end...
and kicked me out of his house.
Who named their daughter Belle?
It's like naming your daughter Ding-Dong.
No offense.
Belle is a French word for a beautiful woman or girl.
Dude, where are you from?
East.
Where, provide GPS coordinates...
where you come from. / Stop being racist. / I just...
Wally, tell us, how much did you sell?
I do not.
Are you okay?
I'm not selling anything.
How can you not sell anything?
This knife sells by itself.
Because you gave me a house I can't knock on.
Exactly, and you'll be...
the first to go to those houses.
And the last.
Nice way of thinking , guys.
Wally, we were just kidding.
You're going out to demo tomorrow and get something,
I am sure of it.
Honestly, I don't even play with you that much...
Me and my soccer friends are playing with each other.
If you want, we can pretend like you made a lot of money...
then just keep pretending and let you pay the bills.
Thank you, Jed.
Good night friends. / Wally, remember,
Don't come back without your knife.
- That is very correct. - Wait, where's my knife?
will you go now?
Is this still the crazy guy who's stalking his daughter we heard about?
I have no other choice.
See you tomorrow.
You can't let him go alone.
Wally, wait, we're coming.
Have to leave this martabak, want to see this Jasmine girl.
I have a reason.
I appreciate it.
Wally, you're a good soul.
I will follow you into battle,
because blood is thicker than... / I'm going too.
Breaking into a psychopath's house still beats going home.
Wait, we're not breaking in.
I'll just knock on the door and explain...
the situation and asked for my knife back.
What's the worst thing that could happen?
From my experience you might get stabbed.
He says stabbed?
I think he can use his knife against us.
Honestly, I think Hong Kong is really cool, but I'm kind of disgusted...
because I saw them kill snakes.
Therefore it makes me appreciate India more,
how do you feel about China?
I've never been there.
You guys cold?
Gosh.
Not really. - My nipples are really hard, look.
Wow, hard nipples, your mother must be proud.
- This one's closed... - He didn't answer.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Okay, that's okay. / Not.
If you don't get the knife back,
The van will make you pay for it, and it's very expensive.
It happened to her sister Sarah.
Really? Okay, you bring Sarah.
I know what you meant.
You're trying to make me feel sick...
because you like me and don't know how to show love.
You're so clumsy.
Someone already told Buddy that Sarah and I are married
on the soccer field, because I feel...
Why don't you just shut up?
I guess he should know. / Hello guys??
What should I do now?
Run, Wally.
To where they ca n't find you.
Okay, but if you do that,
Van will make your mother pay for it.
No, not possible.
I took the knife back.
Okay, he'll go get it, he's ready.
How?
I'd like to borrow someone's peanut butter spreader .
I can take you to the gates of hell...
but no promise you can come back safely.
Thanks for the upgrade to the PD.
Give me the paring knife.
Thank you.
Could.
What are you doing?
I just took my knife and left.
Don't leave anyone alone behind enemy lines.
Damn, I lost the Carver.
Don't panic, panic is the same as suicide.
We'll split up and find your knife.
You go there, I go there.
- The knife is in my room. - Belle?
Quick, follow me.
Wait.
What are you doing?
This is my cello.
I'm lucky he lets me play it a lot.
He said when he grew up, girls my age...
never allowed to play at night,
but it didn't bother him.
That is good.
You have the knife?
Yes, but first, can I play my song for you?
This is not the right time, I really need that knife.
You really have to hear it.
I wrote it for you after you left.
If your father finds me, he will kill me.
I have to get the knife and get back to my friends.
Oh, Daddy won't mind.
He knows you'll be back.
What are you talking about?
What is happening right now?
Belle, please, where's the knife?
Stop!
Don't you know it's rude to stop the symphony
before crescendo?
Symphony? You do n't even have strings.
I guess you should come with me, you're not safe here.
Dad says this is the only place I can be safe.
I'm sure he has his best interests at heart.
I will go now.
Please, Belle, give me the knife.
Strange,
I put it right under the pillow, but it's gone.
Okay, fuck the knife, I'm out.
Wait.
Please, please be copper.
Fuck!
Now you can stay here with me.
No, neither of us live here.
I'll try the windows in the hall.
Now we can be together,
as I always imagined.
What are you talking about?
I know you will come one day.
I've been waiting for you, my prince.
Wally, Wally, we have to go.
So, are you at one of those all- girls Catholic schools?
I don't go to school.
Why not?
Dad said school is not for smart people.
Have you ever been outside?
Not since we moved into this house.
Why not?
I used to run away to another house often .
Dad got very angry when Brenda died.
I'm sorry to hear about your mother.
My father died recently too.
Lucky.
What?
It was my first kiss.
I also.
Should we try again?
Sounds good to me.
You really don't know when to stop, do you?
- Shit. - Dad.
Looking for this, huh?
Please, don't kill me. - Dad, come on, please...
Dad... please... / No! Stop it!
Oh, shit.
Is it real?
Belle, no!
Jed, Jed, come on, come on!
Jed, run and get help!
DUGG !!
Hey, how do you know this is where he lives?
It is listed in the company directory.
Yes, but people don't put their real information in those things.
It's great that you graduated from high school.
I know.
Wait, he's probably banging 10 supermodels,
maybe we should text first.
I don't care who it hits.
We need his help and we can't go to the police.
Shit, okay, yeah.
I really don't want to bother...
I don't want to do that to him.
Jed, stop talking.
Friends.
Sorry about this.
I really don't appreciate you...
stopped by without saying a word to my house.
We should talk about boundaries because I don't think it's good
You guys knock on doors... / Van, we do n't have time for this right now.
There's a dead girl and she's dead.
He's probably not dead yet.
Who died, who was he?
He flew out the window, hit the gargoyles...
and he doesn't move... / Honey.
What happened?
You guys are gathering wearing robes changing each other...
with the models? / Ignore the idiot.
Get dressed and come with us.
You see this? This is what i...
Can you give me a minute?
What are all the models above? / No models.
What do you mean no models?
You're not going anywhere. Blue tie, tissue...
One of my men needs me.
Wingtip shoes or boots? / What about our child?
And please, no argyle.
They are our children.
That's the point.
A tie, definitely a tie.
Why don't we schedule time to talk about this?
I'm not one of your customers.
You look very handsome now.
Still, you're not leaving at 10pm...
on our date night.
It's like,
I hate this tie.
Good night, moonlight.
You will need this.
Rolls, boss?
No, Bell, no...
Not.
Oh, Bell.
Why don't we go to the police?
Because Wally and Buddy technically broke in.
What do you mean technically?
Like they actually broke in.
Okay, so why do n't you say that?
Technically, yes, that's what it means.
Millennial Basics.
Now what?
What are you waiting for?
Are you sure you want to go in there?
This can be very dangerous.
My plan, my rules.
Can I tell you something first, before we go in?
Now? We don't have time.
Sarah broke up with me because of you.
What are you talking about? We're not even friends.
When we became a couple on that biology,
I talk about you all the time, he's so jealous.
What are you doing? / I don't know.
We'll talk about this later.
Wait, it's going to fall... like whoosh...
Let's put it here, okay, one, two, three.
Cleaning house?
Yes, sorry about the noise.
No need to apologize, sir.
Actually, I'm here to apologize to you.
Kinda late at night for that, right?
I have a pretty strange question for you.
I'm actually looking for my partner, Wally Banks.
He's not here, is he?
The name doesn't ring the bell.
I swear he said he would come here.
Sign No No Enter Without Permission there,
the Knifecorp kids knew not to come over to my house.
Knifecorp, how do you know he's with Knifecorp?
I don't remember mentioning anything about it.
Your placard is there, you moron.
You're quite the detective.
Ex. - Former detective, of course.
Since you didn't get a proper demonstration,
mind if I go in, maybe show you...
It's really not the right time and I'm not interested...
buy any knife.
I have no interest in selling any knives.
I'm here to help you invest in your future...
Get off my property.
Tuan Finn.
Something happened to the upstairs window?
Yeah, damn neighbor kids.
Are you sure it's not my men ?
I would feel very bad if there were members of my team...
ruin your house, they're teenagers,
can be noisy, especially Wally Banks.
Your name is Van, right?
I never tell my name.
I think I'll take the demonstration.
Come in.
I am a three time Akiva Friend sales award winner .
I know quality.
And you seem like a quality guy , don't you?
Like you and me, Knifecorp defines quality.
Wally, Wally.
When I picked up this Potato Carver Plus,
what did you see first?
Can?
Watch out for him, he's sharp.
Wally, Wally, wake up, Wally.
What is that?
Take Dicer Promu. / Fine.
Calm down.
Cut in three, two, one. - Two, one.
Okay, okay, one more.
Two one.
Anjrit.
Bank!
Buddy, thank you, thank you very much.
I owe you my life.
Promise to live for those who cannot live.
Yes, yes, I promise.
We must regroup, formulate a new plan.
I think we should go to the police.
No, no police.
I can't take the risk.
Looks like Tanya and Jed left.
I guess we'll have to see where they are.
I got no bars.
It's okay, I can still text.
Oh, that's not good.
They're inside. We have to go back in.
No, it's suicide.
You said the only difference...
between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
No, it's Panic at the Disco.
A very underrated album.
You are right.
Yes, but we have no plans now
and I need another knife.
I think I know where we can get one. Follow me.
From.
Shit, man.
- Jed. - This is bad,
this is really bad.
Is he dead?
Yes.
Are you serious?
This is a luxury set.
You want me to leave this?
Don't worry, hide. / Damn.
Oh, my God.
Damn! Damn!
I'm sorry, Bell.
Damn!
Yes.
Gosh, Van, Van... I'm sorry.
Ah, yeah.
Come on.
This is Raj Apple.
Dad, this is Tanya.
Tanya, why are you calling me from this number?
Because you never answered when I called...
And I need help, I'm stuck in one of the houses I...
Hey Tanya, listen, daddy 's busy and daddy...
Not.
Fuck!
Hey, we're here.
Hello, please, please, please!
Yo, this guy is doing some crazy horror movie stunts here!
Hey, now we do n't do any of that.
I want to know who your friends are
and what they might say about our little meeting.
I don't know what you're talking about. That's just me.
- I... - Shut your mouth.
You will wake the dead.
Let's start with the easier question, shall we?
Where's Wally Banks?
Anything easier?
Where's Van?
He was supposed to be out saving you two.
No, that means he's home. / Are you...
We have to move fast.
Where do you keep the demo kit extras?
Extra demo kit, doesn't it say Costco on our front door?
No, ironically it is written forbidden to beg.
We must arm ourselves.
I'll take the riot gear.
Let's catch this bastard.
What are you doing?
What do you do with it?
I want you to open it for me.
No, that's a violation of privacy laws, man.
There are laws, okay, fine.
Yeah, it's one, one, one, one, one, one.
Where's your friend's name?
I told you, I have no friends, I work alone.
I was like a lone wolf, came here of my own accord.
That little bastard with curly hair.
Yes, he's there.
If you go to the text group there,
which has a lot of notifications.
Yes, click on that and let the names scroll to the top.
Just click before you do anything else,
just click...
- You have one chance. - I'm trying to help you.
See how you move your thumb...
very fast now, just click.
Which of the top two names, we're just work friends, I forget.
This isn't "Deal or No Deal," and I'm not Howie Mandel / Neither.
It's so hard for me to think because you tied me up...
It's not a normal situation for people to think well, just so you know.
Hey
where are you going with my phone?
No signal inside.
Are you really worried about your phone right now?
Not.
Somewhat, a little.
There's a picture in it,
That's perfectly normal for someone my age,
I exercise a lot, and I want to document it,
That is all.
It's just for me, if you see it.
Did he answer?
I have to open it again.
Seriously?
Yeah, that's 1111, that's just a batch of 1,
Sometimes I forget, people forget,
it's a thing to forget.
Okay, I understand.
Okay, that's just four 1.
- What is that? - Do not,
it's a part of me.
I've never seen that angle. / Don't look at it.
You disgust me. / Alright...
I'm the weird one. / Disgusting. - Yes, I'm the disgusting one.
Yeah, I'm the weird one, yeah, okay, that's okay.
Jed. / Let me go quickly. He'll be back in a minute.
We gotta get out of here, but we gotta get my phone first.
Good. / There's some stuff in there.
- Jed. - Ya.
Can I tell you something? / Now? / Yes.
Good. / I really like working with you,
in the group you're kinda annoying,
but both of you , you're pretty stupid.
I know, yeah, I'm bad at groups,
Just overwhelmed.
Hide.
Please, Lord, help me today.
Today I need your help, Lord.
Who are you talking to?
Just take the time to pray,
I haven't prayed today.
You should try once a day, and I thought,
when the time is better.
My house is a dead zone,
God can't even hear you here.
So I guess He probably wo n't be able to hear you either
- What? - Right?
Wake up, wake up. What's wrong with you?
Is that all you're capable of, little bitch?
Fuck your phone.
Jed, Jed. Okay, we have to go. - The door's locked.
We have to find the key. - Okay, now.
Yeah, I just have to get the phone
and we're out the door. / Come on!
Jed!
Beautiful.
Beautiful,
I thought you were dead.
Belle, what are you talking about? You killed him.
I thought Daddy lost you.
Come on upstairs, Daddy will protect you.
No, please.
Please don't hurt me, you hurt me.
Your clothes are dirty, put on your nightgown.
Nightgown, who am I? Rue McClanahan?
I don't want to argue with you.
Not that.
Not.
This is it.
Are you going to stand there all the time?
I will always be here for you.
And you know I'd never hurt you, right?
- Right? - Yes.
Good boy.
You grew up to be a very beautiful woman.
Just you and me now.
What do you want from me?
I want us to move forward.
I shouldn't blame you for hurting mom,
but it's my fault.
I knew you weren't happy and I walked away.
No problem.
No, it's okay. / It's really okay.
I know you didn't mean to hurt her, but she's gone.
He is not there.
And we have to move on.
You forgive Daddy?
A little late for that.
Do not say that.
No, let me go!
Oh, Belle!
Oh, thank goodness, you're okay.
I thought Daddy lost you.
He locked the whole house,
so we have to find a way in.
There may be a chimney , ventilation,
something we can get into.
If you think I'm going down the chimney...
with these shoes, you're crazy.
Maybe not the right time to tell you,
given the circumstances, but it wasn't a real Louis Vuitton.
How dare you, you TJ Maxx use a small shoe.
What gives you the right to decide...
the authenticity of my shoes?
When you were born in the dark underbelly of a clothing store,
you pay attention to certain things.
I have seen your soul.
Forget about those damn shoes.
We have to figure out how to get in.
Divide and conquer.
What does it mean? - Nobody knows what it is.
Gosh, Van.
Anjrit.
I miss you, honey.
It's not easy without you here.
Damn.
You can.
Wally. Is that you? / It's me.
Gosh, Wally, stop climbing.
He's coming, I'll be right back.
What?
Honey, I have dinner for you.
Thanks, but I don't eat meat.
You like Daddy's roast.
Try.
I'm really not hungry, sir.
Call me dad.
You're not A...
May I ask you something? - Anything, honey.
If you love me so much, why lock me up?
Just eat. - What's wrong, Dad?
You said I could ask, you're a hypocrite, Dad.
Stop it! / Honestly, you're a talker, Dad. / Keep your mouth shut.
You want answers, you want to know why?
'Cause I thought I'd lose you forever,
so I kept you to myself.
I know you are young and don't think like that.
But your mother and I tried so hard to get to you.
I know I wasn't always there for you, but I'm here now.
Time to play our song.
Van, honey, I'm coming for you in a... just a minute.
911, what's your emergency?
Oh, thank goodness.
My boyfriend is stuck in this house with his kids,
I mean the employees.
Whose children are they, sir?
Geez, that's another discussion.
The address is 822 Willow Street.
Please wait a moment.
Sorry sir, we talked before
and Detective Channing had it sorted.
So you're not coming?
No, there's nothing we can do,
maybe try a ranger?
What the hell, gee, hello?
Okay, I don't need that, Van, I 'll save you today.
No strings on it.
You don't need strings to play music.
Why are you so scary?
Please start
What do you want me to do?
I want you to play like you always do.
Man, I'm like Black Panther.
What the hell?
Gosh, oh....
Good.
Oh okay.
What the hell...? I do not...
I'm not stuck, no, my God.
It is not like that.
Looks like we have guests.
Excuse me, honey.
Of course, Dad.
Wally. / Are you all right?
He just left, get me out of here.
Stay away from wood.
What?
Anjrit !! Hati-Hati.
Wally? Is that you, Wally Banks ?!
I'm just looking for Van, please, I'm sorry.
I came here to pick up Van.
Oh, I'm sure you'll see him again soon.
Gosh.
You ain't alive till you burn,
I have to know.
Honey, you want a marshmallow or two?
Oh, my God...
Good.
I got you.
Oh, my God...
Thank you.
Of course.
- Shit. - What?
We can't go back like I came in.
So what's the plan?
I do not know.
Where's Jed?
- He killed them. - They?
One day Van.
Jancuk, this is so messed up.
We have to get Buddy and get out of here.
Buddy?
Where's your friend, Wally Banks?
Never heard of it.
You think this is a joke?
Do not move.
DIGH!
You hear that?
Yes, sounds like...
Wait here.
No, every time a guy orders me someone ends up dead.
Good.
Do not see.
Damn.
All right, here's the plan.
I'll get Buddy, you get the key.
Didn't you hear me earlier? He wants you dead, not me.
So you're not my boss,
- I go as I please. - Tanya, we don't have time.
This is probably the last thing we both have time.
Then good.
According to your logic, you should get the key...
because you're safe with Finn and I'm not.
Are you happy?
You can babble about my hero when we go out.
Now, please take the key.
Good.
Gosh dragons.
It must be around here.
I hope there is a key.
Yes.
Buddy!
Wake up!
I got the keys, we have to get out of here before Finn wakes up.
I'm not leaving without Buddy.
Wally, please, we have to go now.
Buddy will be fine, that's his business,
he always ends up fine.
He will kill you , you know that, right?
I don't know, give me time to think.
Buddy, it's us.
You're fine, you're fine, calm down.
We'll get you out of here. Do not panic.
Wally.
That's enough for me to save my house.
That's enough to get me out of my house forever.
Where did he get all this from?
Wally, what's wrong?
I don't know, I'll get you out of here, okay.
Nickel plated, not stainless steel.
What does it mean?
That saw, that saw can cut.
Are you kidding? / Are you crazy? - We have no choice.
Have you ever used it?
No, I've never used a saw before.
It's okay, I'll tell you.
Okay, hurry. / Damn it!
It's okay, you can do it, I trust you, Wally.
Okay, there's a power outlet.
Very nice.
OK, it's installed.
How?
The lever is on the side.
This one? / Use it to remove the guard.
OK, good, now,
press the button to activate on the right.
Where's the switch? / There, on the right.
Your only right. - Okay, sorry.
Okay, now pull the trigger very carefully...
to turn on and off.
Good...
Ready.
Very slowly.
Three, two.
Wait...
Maybe you try first because it's hard sometimes.
That's a great idea.
- I did it! - It was amazing.
Gosh, let's go...!
Wait, you forgot me!
- Oh, sorry. - Stupid.
I have to do this again?
Again, here it is.
Ready, three, two,
You can.
Okay, three, two.
Maybe have to wear glasses or something, right? / Yes, of course.
Come on, you killed me.
Here, there's only one.
You put it on and I 'll close my eyes.
Are you stupid?
Right, I guess that doesn't make sense.
Three,
two,
Wally Bank!
How does it feel to be responsible for all this blood?
I didn't mean it, I swear.
You like being a killer, Banks?
Do not come close.
You know how this ends, right?
I am serious.
Expensive toys are not so much fun without...
electricity.
What is this? - Back off or he's dead.
Put it down, don't hurt him.
You want him alive, stay here, you understand that?
Banks!
Beautiful!
Son of a bitch! / Ouch, why did you hit me? Get out of the way!
Finn may be psycho but he doesn't stick a knife to my throat.
Sorry, I was trying to protect you.
You got the key?
What key?
The key to getting us out of here.
Dad says it's not safe out there. - Tanya, we don't have time, come on.
Come here.
I told you to stay down.
Please do not. - Now, I have to do this.
Do not!
Please, he's all I have.
Time has run out.
Free!
Come on.
Oh, what the hell, Wally?
Sorry, really, but I have no choice.
Tania, what are you doing?
I have no choice. You said it yourself.
Tanya, please, put down the knife, okay.
We're going to get out of this, we just need to work together.
Why? So you can poke me again?
Or threaten me?
What's the next step in your brilliant escape plan, Wally?
What's your plan to let me die here?
Or use me as bait...
because it's no better than what it does.
Are you really defending him now?
At least he didn't hurt me.
Put it.
It is okay...
I'll get you out of here, okay.
Stay with me.
Anjrit!
We have to jump out the window.
Not! I didn't jump.
Wally, let go of my daughter and I'll let you go.
Let go, you hurt me.
You believe me?
Do you believe me?
Wally.
On the count of three.
One,
two,
You are just like your father.
You don't know anything about my father.
I knew him well enough to know it was his own fault that he died.
Same way with you.
My dad is on patrol, it could happen to anyone.
Is that what they told you?
I know what you're trying to do and it won't work.
Let me help you before you go to see your father, okay?
Shut up!
Your father is out of work...
when an officer reports a disturbance.
Yeah, he's the closest patrol officer ...
but he doesn't have to be there.
You lie!
Those are the facts.
Just like the fact your boss died because of you.
But it's not as tragic as your friend, Buddy.
And what's the other kid's name, Ted?
Jed...
All their lives are shortened just because of what,
your ugly little knife.
Stop talking!
Hey, you're in my house now, you listen to me.
You're not a salesman, Banks, you're a murderer.
Four corpses in one night, that's not bad.
All your friends are dead and their blood is on your hands.
I tried to save them.
Now you sound like Eddie.
Eddie will save the world.
Look what happened to him.
You have no right to talk about him like that.
And you have no right to take my daughter.
She's not your daughter! / Yes, he's mine!
Stop humming, Tanya.
You know what happened to the guy without the spine, Wally?
Do not...
I said, you know what happens to men...
no spine, Wally?
They were killed by little thugs with guns, you see.
Ask, jump! - That's not my name.
What? - That's not my name.
Tania, what are you talking about? / That's not my name!
It's all over tonight.
Killer!
According to my calculations, your hands are redder than mine.
It will be redder.
You have to knock.
You must disturb me and my daughter's quiet night .
Belle died because of you.
Don't talk about my family, you piece of tai!
I am sorry.
Father. / Belle?
Sekakmat.
So how do you see this play out?
You killed me then what?
The police came and found the treasure of your dead bodies.
I'm a cop, Wally, they're gonna hang you for this.
It is over.
You don't want to kill anyone else.
I'll take him and we'll go.
I do not think so.
What is so funny?
your father,
if he could see you now, he would be sick.
But I never had a son...
And for the first time last night, I'm proud of you.
So do,
do what your father should do
when he saw the boy pointing a gun at him.
- Screw you! - Do it!
Are you proud of me too, Dad?
I'm sorry, Bell.
I'm sorry dad.
Daddy loves you, honey.
I love you too, Dad.
We're safe again.
I'm here in Glen Valley,
standing in front of former detective Angus Finn's house,
now the site of a terrible bloodbath ...
trending on social media...
as #KnifeCorpMassacre.
Six bodies have been found...
and according to authorities, suspect Wally Banks...
found dead at the scene.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we may be looking at...
the new face of terrorism in America.
Hey Blade Bandits welcome to Knifecorp's online training center,
This is Ask Apple.
So today we keep it easy...
and I will show you how to use this knife...
with vegetables, but don't worry meat lovers,
I'll show you exactly what...
what this knife can do with a piece of meat.
Let's start.
Careful your fingers, we don't want a bloody mess, do we?
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